Heh, I just had to steal Stephen's awesome posts and put it here...

Quoting directly from him...
"I will be teaching you a new way to appreciate the alphabet. I present to you, for your viewing pleasure and other kinds of pleasure if so desired, the perverted alphabet."

A is for Arkwa [ah-kwah].
or ass, anal and things associated with the southern end of business.

B is for Bapok [Bah-poke].
or Boobs, Blow Jobs and Back-doors.

C is for Changi Point [Cha-Gnee Po-oy-nt].
or Cunts, Cocks and Cunning Linguists.

D is for Dildo [d-ill-doh].
and/or Dicks, Domination and Doggie Style

E is for Erection [e-rek-shun].
and Ejaculation and Erotic

F is for Fuck [Fark].
and Fellatio, Fetish, Fanny and Fairy

G is for G-Spot [Gee Spot?]
Genetalia, gonnorhea and gays

H is for Herpes [her-peas]
and also Humping, Head and Heterosexuals

I is for Immoral [e-more-ra-el].
and ingest, and incest

J is for Johnson [make-up-your-own-fake-phonetics].
and Jugs, Jiggling

K is for KY
and Kink

L is for Lust
and Lick, Lingam and LanChiao

M is for Masturbate
and even if you say you don't i think you do!

N is for Nuts
and Nipples (what a dessert!)

O is for Orgasm
and Oral, and Orgy, and Or-Luak

P is for Prince Albert
and perineum, prick, pussy, piercing, punish, pain, penis (how come got so many P words?)

Q is for Queens
and queers and questionable alignments

R is for Rimming
and are those REAL?

S is for Spoon
and sluts, spit/swallow, sixty-nine.

T is for Tickle
and thongs, trannies and TITs (of course, on trannies you can ask the R question)

U is for Underwear
especially the no frills kind that you can Untie

V is for Vinyl
not the kind you listen to tho! also vibrators, vaginas and viagra

W is for Woody
and I don't mean Allen or Harrelson. Just some Wanton Watersports

X is too obvious, go think of your own

Y is for Yoni

Z is for Zoophillia

Haha, and if you're feeling up to it... Check this video out! Thanks to CAF for making me sit through this...

For those that also haven't heard of the band, OK Go. Allow me to introduce to you one bloody funny music video/excellent song from them!

Ok Go - A Million Ways