Heh, I just had to steal Stephen's awesome posts and put it here...

Quoting directly from him...
"I will be teaching you a new way to appreciate the alphabet. I present to you, for your viewing pleasure and other kinds of pleasure if so desired, the perverted alphabet."

A is for Arkwa [ah-kwah].
or ass, anal and things associated with the southern end of business.

B is for Bapok [Bah-poke].
or Boobs, Blow Jobs and Back-doors.

C is for Changi Point [Cha-Gnee Po-oy-nt].
or Cunts, Cocks and Cunning Linguists.

D is for Dildo [d-ill-doh].
and/or Dicks, Domination and Doggie Style

E is for Erection [e-rek-shun].
and Ejaculation and Erotic

F is for Fuck [Fark].
and Fellatio, Fetish, Fanny and Fairy

G is for G-Spot [Gee Spot?]
Genetalia, gonnorhea and gays

H is for Herpes [her-peas]
and also Humping, Head and Heterosexuals

I is for Immoral [e-more-ra-el].
and ingest, and incest

J is for Johnson [make-up-your-own-fake-phonetics].
and Jugs, Jiggling

K is for KY
and Kink

L is for Lust
and Lick, Lingam and LanChiao

M is for Masturbate
and even if you say you don't i think you do!

N is for Nuts
and Nipples (what a dessert!)

O is for Orgasm
and Oral, and Orgy, and Or-Luak

P is for Prince Albert
and perineum, prick, pussy, piercing, punish, pain, penis (how come got so many P words?)

Q is for Queens
and queers and questionable alignments

R is for Rimming
and are those REAL?

S is for Spoon
and sluts, spit/swallow, sixty-nine.

T is for Tickle
and thongs, trannies and TITs (of course, on trannies you can ask the R question)

U is for Underwear
especially the no frills kind that you can Untie

V is for Vinyl
not the kind you listen to tho! also vibrators, vaginas and viagra

W is for Woody
and I don't mean Allen or Harrelson. Just some Wanton Watersports

X is too obvious, go think of your own

Y is for Yoni

Z is for Zoophillia

Haha, and if you're feeling up to it... Check this video out! Thanks to CAF for making me sit through this...

For those that also haven't heard of the band, OK Go. Allow me to introduce to you one bloody funny music video/excellent song from them!

Ok Go - A Million Ways

TIME FOR MORE PICTUREEEEEEEES!


Joe's shopping.


Hmm... Is that sign hinting at anything?


You should really see the colors on this shirt.


Stupid phone! I hate this interface!


Lynda & Joseph taking a break from the madness of Orchard.


Farul doing the ah-beng smoke pose outside.


Another shot of the trio.


Joseph toying with his new Motorola phone. Damn hard to sms!


Kevin caught on camera leering at Cheryl. We were all trying to snap shots of Cheryl's ample cleavage for the entire dinner, haha... No, not showing you those shots.


Farul. Guilty as charged for stealing fries, heh...


Shanny's learnt a brand new camera look.


Cheryl the Port Tart leaning back to prevent accidental exposure =P


Lobby shot


Lobby shot II


Lift shot


Lift shot II. Cheryl's shoulder, Kevin, Farul's head & Lynda.


Overture. My first band... OMFG, it's been 9 years!


Oveture performing at StudioEast back in '96.


Crank at Hard Rock Cafe in '97 or '98, can't really recall...


Playing for Remy Fan at Area 21.


Kelly & Remy performing a number.

Haha, I just love the email headers for spam mail.

CUM LIKE SUPERMAN!

So whatever made you think superman was such a huge stud? And if that was the case, wouldn't Clarke be bursting the damn barns in his hometown everytime while he jerked off? Imagine the look on his aunt's face when she opens his room door to find the room covered in jiz... Yeah, I would love to cum like superman, haha...

Ooh oh yah yah! Just took a music quiz... Hahaha... I share the same taste in music as Maroon 5...

Wah lan, damn tough trying to juggle personal time between having a life, dating, music and freelance work... Ugh... Hopefully it'll clear up by Jan 2006...

Heard from somewhere...

TT DURAI = Tell The Donors U R All Idiots

PHEW! What a weekend! Must cut down on christmas shopping! Blew cash on the Line 6 TonePort UX1, Levi's jeans, Zoid Murasame Liger and Zoid Hayate Liger.

Oh... Something popped in my head while I was at Zouk on Friday...

Pointers for Zouk Noobs Regardless of Age

- NEVER EVER wear a translucent top with WHITE bra. It'll glow so bright that unless you like the sleaziest of men hitting on you, DON'T.
- If the place is spinning house music, DON'T FUCKING DANCE AS IF YOU'RE PLAYING THE GODAMN BONGOS/CONGAS. You look like a freak no matter how hot you are.
- This is specifically for the men. DON'T dance like you're having a fit or swinging from a monkey bar. No, you don't look cool, ain't hip and you aren't god's gift to women.

Phew, just popped back from Loof. Nice chill place sial... Loads of happening chicks too but the place is very yuppie haha but still quiet unlike the current situation at Balaclava.

Alamak, before I forgot... Must wish the shameless guitar bitch a happy birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLIFFORD GOMES. And yes, he's shameless... See the tagboard to the right?

Back to Loof! Happening place with nice people... Cheryl's present and ex-colleagues. Quite a funny bunch I must say and one of the topics was how the women were spreading their legs while lying down on the sofas, haha... Think the chick opposite us heard and shut her legs tight tight. Joe was holding Lynda's head and telling her to check Gary's pose out but it looked more like Joe forcing her to give him a blowjob, keke... Crazy fookers are now at Soundbar...

On a more disgusting note, it's damn hard to dig your nose without long nails on your pinky hor? No wonder those ah bengs like to keep it, hehehe... I can't lah, bass players cannot have fingernails, muahaha... Plus, I think no woman likes nails anywhere near south of right? HAHAHA... Ignore me :P

Zoukout pictures!

Loved Nick Warren's set better... Froze our asses off after dancing in the rain for about 15 minutes... Haha...













'Twas was a good night albeit with alot of walking, waiting and dancing. There were even girls handing out Essence of Chicken to the early idiots like me, lol! Stupid Ben and friend were in the VIP area leaving me and Ellie stranded in the earlier part of the evening. Thank Heineken for the Green Room area! Met Lili and Peishan at different parts of the party and well, the most interesting group had to be Ben and Ivan's friends! *GRIN* Stupid Ben left early which meant I had no chance of locating Lorraine and gang!

My Hipshot tuners (Purchased 18th Nov) have finally arrived! That is, after the bloody stupid USPS Global Express shipped it all over the fucking world. Global EXPRESS my fucking ass!

International Dispatch, December 06, 2005, 10:29 am, KENNEDY AMC
Enroute, December 06, 2005, 5:54 am, JAMAICA, NY 11499
Enroute, December 05, 2005, 5:23 pm, MANCHESTER, NH 03103
Acceptance, December 05, 2005, 11:44 am, CAMPTON, NH 03223

First from US to UK then to Jamaica? WTF right? Hahahaha... I can now say my tuners have been to Jamaica!




Had to patch the old screw holes.

Was talking to my cousin yesterday and she was commenting on AlterEgo and stuff. Then I related to her that in a band, people will take notice, in order of, the vocalist -> guitarist -> drummer. Then she asked me why I decided to pick up the bass back then, I proceeded to rant that the bass is what keeps the band together and keeps the groove moving. And she went "oh? by doing nothing?". HAHAHA... Yes to the general public, the bass isn't a HIP instrument, it ain't attractive, it's low in frequencies and nobody bothers about the bass till it's not there. And yeah, to most people, bassplayers are redundant, we don't do much and also play nothing interesting.

So I related this to my bass kaki aka GAS buddy aka [mybassplayer] aka Kelvin Seow...

1/4 Life Crisis says:
ccb her words just made me realise most ppl think bass player sit there do nothing and play one note only ha.
[mybassplayer] says:
maybe thats why we dont get da chicks
1/4 Life Crisis says:
yah lor, we do nothing one haha
[mybassplayer] says:
ccb
[mybassplayer] says:
kelvin to chick:"I got four basses"
[mybassplayer] says:
chick to kelvin:"For what?"
[mybassplayer] says:
Kelvin to chick:"......."

Maybe if we're guitar players... Hahaha

Guitarist to Chick: "I got 4 guitars"
Chick to Guitarist: "Can you play John Mayer?"
Guitarist to Chick: "Would you like Your Body is a Wonderland or Why Georgia?"
Chick to Guitarist: *LEG AUTOMATICALLY PARTS*

=P

Ok ok, year end... BUSY! POOR! Hectic schedule... Haven't been home much... Ugh... Stupid company D&D is this Friday too, wedding gig on Saturday... Stupid company doesn't give me my bonus till Feb!

Kinda weird though, in spite of the usual christmas songs blasting round me, I'm not getting into this festive mood. The weather doesn't help either I guess. One moment it's blazing hot and it switches to a downpour in the next hour and then it rains for a good 5 minutes and stops. I used to love the year end holidays, to soak in the festive celebrations but now? I'm now kinda numb/immune to it, realised I'm also less likely to show emotions... Especially towards the opposite sex... Can't be helped right? 2 years I've steered clear of any emotional lock downs, 2 years that I haven't really really CHASED a girl. I've enjoyed and relished the feeling of freedom, haha... Bumped into an old pal today on the morning train to work, I'm kinda mortified that most of my seconday school friends ARE MARRIED OR GETTING MARRIED. WAH LAU!


A snapshot that my stupid friend, Herbert, took while at work.

Wedding preps for Eugene & Regina's wedding this Sat! Yeah, one jam to make do for Sat, haha...


Gavin, Eugene, Regina and Jez




Thou' shall not make Clifford jokes...
















Oooops, too much leg...