Common Things of the English Language That Annoy Me

Music Videos/MTV/MV

It's a Music Video not a Music TeleVision.

To use a term as MTV can directly translate to "Hey! You checked out Avril's new Channel 5 yet?". The last I checked, MTV was a music channel, not a term used for describing music videos.

The Use of ...

It's THREE ... and not ........ .......... .. .. .. . . ..
You use it three times in succession geddit?

The Comma

The space comes after EVERY comma. Not two spaces or keeping your sentences glued. Irks me when,people,go,like,this,with,no,spaces,in,between.

Proper Caps

Caps are there for a reason. Do not go annoying your fellow men WiTh TyPinGs oF a fOurTeEn yEAr OlD b0y.

Mind Your Tense

Amazing how Singapore boasts such a educated society when 70% (I just randomly tossed this number in) of the populace can't even get the differences between go and gone, get and got, fuck and fucked blah blah blah...

Cum IS NOT Come

Cum is NOT a shortfuckingform for Come. Coming and Cumming are also both very different. DO NOT SMS that you're CUMMING unless you really are. Can I cum all over you?